


If you're one of those utter weirdos that hankers after watered-down first-person shooters with broken control systems, then we've got just the game for you.

Worse yet, there are more modes than you can shake a perfectly coiffured bob at, including such perennial favourites as time limits and miscellaneous restrictions too numerous and boring to list within the word limit. Why are you smiling? You never smiled at me. In this case, you try to create lines of three or more by lining up the reticule and modifying its colour to the one required, and then POW, the twin evils of explosive colour matching and point accumulation ensue. It has absolutely nothing to do with either Time Machines or Rogue Pilots, although you do get to shoot. To be fair, she's probably got a point Lesta Games' take on the formula is nothing special, and yet there you are, still matching colours until hell freezes over. More likely, this bob-cut iron maiden is just fed up with us for indulging in yet another match-three variant with such disproportionate zeal. Who is this young Russian lady from the Stone Age? Why is she shaking her head at me with such consistent disdain? For not bothering to do my hair today? How does she know? God-damned spies. Things like And Yet It Moves and Art Style Light Trax on WiiWare, or Apple Jack, Gravitron360 and Hypership Out Of Control on Xbox Indie, make us glad that we don't always have to rely on the publishing behemoths to get our kicks. But when we kicked things off back in March, little did we know just how many great games would fall into our laps.Īnd it's not just the high-profile Pac-Man Championship Edition DXs or the Limbos of the world that are up there with the best games released all year. 56 roundups and more than 300 games later, you could say that it's been an eventful nine months since we started to focus more of our attention on the downloadable games arena.
